Okayyy.. I found this on another blog.. and somehow I found it damn funny...

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPOR ATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu

Hahahahaha...!!!
Welcomed laughter in times of darkness...

Hmm.. it's been a while huh... since this place saw any activity...
A lot of stuff happened this few weeks... And trust me when I say A LOT...

Nope.. not gonna update about those stuff up here...
It's not for the eyes of the public...
For those who are close to me, you all will know what I am talking about...

Anyways, just don't get how 'duhz' some people can get...
Sending a threat message at this age...
He REALLY thinks I will be intimidated by one simple message -.-"
Can't some people just grow out of his secondary school 'ah beng' era already?
Hais...
What's he going to do next? Walk up to me in school and punch me...???
Can't believe how childish some people can get...
And he needs a lady to go apologise and clean up his shit for him...
How about you stop judging and start self-reflecting, and stop blaming everything bad that happens on everyone else except yourself for once?
Don't you realise that the reason all these happened in the first place was because of you?

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Hais... sometimes i feel like..
when all is said and done... and you have done everything that can be done...
all that you can do, is just to have faith and trust in her.. and hope that everything will turn out the way you want it to be...

Not all happiness is everlasting...
Not all sweetness is from the heart...
May you have the wisdom to see what is happening when I'm not with you...
And may you have the courage to stand firm in what you believe...

You're not alone...

- Just believe -

Disappointed? Not really.. was kinda prepared that it would end up like this again...
Sad? You think? but it's just life.. just have to hope for the future and move on...
Angry? Never at you...

I wouldnt say that i didnt feel anything after knowing the results..
I was depressed and worried for 24 hours...
Especially at how you behaved after that...
And going 48 hours without sleep didn't really help with the emotions at all..

But well.. seeing you finally, after ALL that drama.. and ALL that waiting...
and holding your hands through the window...
i just felt bliss and relief...
it was like we have worked so hard..
endured so much..
and overcame all the obstacles...
just for that moment..
for me to be standing at your window...
and i had the feeling that maybe...
just maybe...
things might turn out fine after all...

these 2 days... is not just for you...
it's also for me...
to see how much i trust you...
to see how much i love you...

holding back was never easy..
last week I had the camp to keep me occupied..
these 2 days i have nothing but photos and memories of you..
it's hell..
but if I didnt do this..
you might never find what you really want..
therefore I shall be patient and wait..
like what i always say..
and pray each day..
that i would see my rainbow soon..

trials and tribulations might break my bones and tear my flesh...
but they will never break my heart...
for only you..
you..
can do that...

don't be afraid to step out of the cave...
for there's a whole new world waiting for you out there..
you just have to find out for yourself...
what kind of a guy you want to be with..
what kind of future you want to have...

Don't be afraid of the wild, because it's there where you find the sweetess pollen...
Don't be afraid of the rain, because it's what makes you appreciate the warmth from those who care...
Don't be afraid of learning how to fly again, because the benefits that you will reap eventually definately does justice to all this pain that you feel now...

Be happy.. for now you get to scale mountains and clear plains...
Gone are the days where all you get to see are the 4 walls around you...
Be glad.. for now you get to fly where you want to....
Gone are the days when where you get to go are where he wants you to go...

Never look back..
Because regret is only for the weak hearted...

Courage..
Determination..
Optimistism..
Strength..
I grant them to thee..
Take it.. they're yours..

Never once think you're alone..
For i'll forever be here..
And so will all your true friends..

You are beautiful..
You are smart..
You have the hottest saunter for miles around..
Never once lose that confidence..

I'm happy yet sad for you..
Elated yet depressed..
But positively relieved and excited..

You get what i want to say..
For words can never fully express what i feel right now..