Hahah.. ok.. I'm high now... First time I'm blogging twice in less than 2 hours...I just saw this freaking bad ass stuff on a friend's blog... And.. hahaha.. after reading it, I was rolling all over my bed...
THIS HUMONGOUS PIECE OF NONSENSE IS DAMN BLARDIE HILARIOUS!!!!
I've never seen a more crappy piece of rubbish.. seriously... hahaha... Hold on to your funny bone people... and get ready to laugh your guts out.. - Justus can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Justus.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Justus.
- If Justus was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
- Donald Duck's middle name is Justus!
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as Justus would protect them from evil spirits!
- You share your birthday with Justus.
- Justus cannot swim.
- Olympic badminton rules say that Justus must have exactly fourteen feathers.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Justus as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
Crappy piece of rubbish right.. That was totally NOT educational... AND I CAN SWIM!!! Damn bloody well too!! Hahahaha...
-People used to believe that dressing their male children as Justus would protect them from evil spirits!
What the....???
-Olympic badminton rules say that Justus must have exactly fourteen feathers. Great.. I don't even have ONE
I tried re-generating the same search using my name just to get more giggles... and the same thing comes up... then I started searching for other names and words.. haha.. You can never imagine the things that I came across.. hahaha.. just to name a few...
- CAC is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about CAC.
- You should always open CAC at least an hour before drinking it!
- A thimbleful of CAC would weigh over 100 million tons!
- Four-fifths of the surface of CAC is covered in water.
- CAC is only six percent water.
- The colour of CAC is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is.
- Contrary to popular belief, CAC is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
- CAC is the largest of Saturn's moons.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of CAC.
Damn... My ear is itching all the time...
- F4 can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by F4.
- F4 are the world's smallest mammal.
- F4 cannot jump.
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by F4!
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after F4!
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of F4.
- Cats use their F4 to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating F4 at least three times a week!
- India tested its first nuclear F4 in 1974.
- F4 cannot jump.
Yar.. and they cannot sing and dance too...
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by F4!
I KNEW they were gay!!!
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after F4!
Uranus has moons called 'zai zai' and 'dao ming si'??? Vanness!!!! OMG... There's a moon called Vanness... can just fain~
- Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
- It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
- The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
- Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
